Category: Funny

I’m an amateur comedian, which means I’m not paid for being funny and the two sentences I hear the most are “Hey, I thought the thing you wrote the other day on Facebook was hilarious!” and “Haha, that one was really bad!”

Christmas Spirit

Well if you like Christmas that much, why don’t you just merry it then!?

Fancy that

I wonder if Hannibal Lector would be a regular at Fancy’s concerts, just so he could hear an entire crowd … More

Define: Helplessness

[Help-less nes] noun. When your child asks you what “impotence” means and you can’t remember that it’s in fact also … More

Campfires

Campfires! Lit campfires here!… Grab ’em while they’re hot!….