Rome Sweet Rome

2017-06-23 - 1 minute read - figaw

H
ome Sweet Home, a mistranslation of Rome Sweet Rome, originally by Caesar.

He would say it after a long day of travelling at sea, being captured by pirates, be held for ransom, laugh at the suggested amount of 20 talents of silver, and tell the pirates they could easily get 50, which they would do, and be released, and proceed to raise a fleet, hunt down and crucify said pirates that captured him in the first place – as he promised while detained, but that the pirates had probably brushed off as a joke, however being a lenient man, having their throats cut first.. Which he loved just as much as the next guy.

A lot can be said about Caesar, but he was a man of his word, a gentleman, and off the figurative Cardea. (She was the roman goddess of hinges.)

You’d be surprised at the amount of truth this post actually contains.

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